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friggingawesome ([personal profile] friggingawesome) wrote 2015-09-13 02:30 am (UTC)

What is your occupation?

I'm a sculptor and seller of the finest sex aids you'll ever see in your life! I make dildos, prostate massagers, harnesses, rings and enough other products to fill a catalogue, all crafted from the highest quality materials in order to give you a Frigging good time!

I own my store and I employ two shop assistants, Clara and Manda and an apprentice, though Clara's been hinting lately that she wants to do more than just sell my wares. I haven't decided yet if I want to train two people at once; dicksmithing's an intense craft.

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